This is a gem. There is no other way to say this. The Miller Park Zoo in Bloomington, Illinois, is selling reindeer dung as jewelery. Yes, poop jewelery for the holidays. Having a short fall in attendance what is a zoo to do, convert poop into gems. Superman used to turn coal into diamonds but this poop is sprayed with glitter. Just be careful that ruby nose is not dung on Rudolph.
Sparkling reindeer-dung jewelry sells at Ill. zoo
Bloomington zoo selling reindeer-dung necklaces