Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights

More speculative than anything, Santa vs. Satan, is sort of a "Celebrity Death-match" of intellectual proportions. The book asks what it would be like if certain Pop Culture persons real or imagined would be like if they went head to head. Who would be the winner in the battle of wits. Santa vs. Satan is a quick and fun read for the summer. Here are thoughts that many people pondered at one time.

 

Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones
Adam vs. Charles Darwin 
Drunk vs. Stoner
Conspiracy Theorists vs. Conspirators
Muhammad Ali vs. Bruce Lee
The Stork vs. The Grim Reaper
Metrosexual vs. Eunuch
Michael Corleone vs. Tony Montana
Small Man with Breasts vs. Large Balding Woman
Artist vs. Critic
The Constipated vs. The Incontinent
Gandalf vs. Obi-Wan Kenobi

 

From Jake Kalish, five-star general of the Imaginary Battlefield, emerges Santa vs. Satan, a tome that offers far more than idle speculation, culling expert analysis from martial arts masters, scientists, social theorists, and pop-culture philosophers, providing in-depth detail of the strengths and vulnerabilities of the combatants, and making bold predictions. Warriors are profiled and winners are declared in this seminal list of throw downs that never were but should have been.