Is the internet going to the cats? According to Devin, cats rule Facebook, YouTube, Twitter Reddit, Tumblr, Pinterest and Instagram. Dog people stand up and unite and let’s get rid of cat domination.
Many women will tell you size does not matter but according to Matt Corby from Australia, he begs to differ. When you were promised a foot long sub and you are shy one inch, it does matter. Matt posted the photo on Subway’s Facebook page, accompanied by a simple request: “subway pls respond.” Are to to believe that after every 12 sandwiches that Subway is pocketing one sub? Seems like it. To be fair to Subway, you could easily squeeze the sub at both ends and make it an inch smaller. Just saying.
Your Facebook status says a lot about yourself. It’s complicated for some and others not as murky as they want to lead you on. Facebook and other social networks are having a bigger impact on restaurant reservations each year. More people are hooking up because of Facebook. At the same time the opposite can be said also. Nobody wants to be left in the cold. Valentine’s Day is a big deal for some people and is the pinnacle for some relationships. Just was is your Facebook status? Just how does Facebook interchange with the Hallmark holiday?
The fate of of Ken and Barbie’s relationship depends on 500 million Facebook users. Will they reunite after a seven year split? It will all come down to a Facebook vote. Their plastic lives depend on you. Since Valentine’s Day 2004, the couple were officially separated. You can bring back the super-couple together, or perhaps keep them apart.
If you have not seen Social Network or are not on Facebook than you must be living in a cave. With over 500 million people on and most of them with over five profiles. Fess up. Let’s say 100 million, let’s not forget those who never went back on Facebook again because they can’t figure it out. We dwindled the number down to 50 million actual people. Not bad at all in seven years. Facebook is turning seven this February. Perhaps the Pandora box of the world. Marriages and relationships forever ruined because of our lustful narcissism. With all the good Facebook brings to the table our greed and selfishness has ruined many social and real relationships. Just how big of causalities has Facebook taken? Studies and therapy will determine that in the future. Seven is a lucky number, this is the year of Facebook. Let’s give ourselves a big round of applause for making fools of ourselves, from glorified boob shoots and clicking the LIKE button because we don’t have an original thought to share. Here is to another 7 years of mindless mush in the Matrix.
Is this the way of the future for governments to stifle their population by cutting them off from the rest of the world from the Internet. You will have to cross the desert if you want to hook up on to Facebook or Twitter. One of the oldest civilizations is about to get to meet the 21st century as technology is embedded deeply in that culture already. The voice of the people cannot be silenced as much as governments want to close the tap off.
Just how secure do you feel this morning knowing that hackers can easily sabotage the fan page of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg? When you are number one, more people will gunning for you.
“If Facebook needs money, instead of going to the banks, why doesn’t Facebook let its users invest in Facebook in a social way?” read the targeted hacked message.
Here is a staggering statistic, 43 million people changed their status as single on Facebook in 2010. Either Facebook is not really a sociable tool, or it’s an online square dance of changing partners. Has Facebook changed how we interact socially? (silly question) Maybe it’s making it too easy to exchange partners or be deceptive about it. 43 million single people out there are looking to hook up and what better tool than Facebook to find another significant other. It’s going to be a good year for Valentines (Hallmark) and Facebook revenue.
FarmVille For Dummies? Here is proof that the world will indeed end in 2012. Come 2011, a new Dummies book will be released for those annoying FarmVille friends on your Facebook account.