The wearable towel is what it claims to be, a towel that you can wear. For those lazy people who want to fetch their papers in the early morning as not to flash too much of the crown jewels. These glorified towels with statistically placed holes can be worn as a garment. You can stage your own Animal House party with these handy towels that we stand in perfectly as togas. Nothing like spending hard earned cash on towels with holes. All I need is a pair of sandals and a laurel and I am prepared to lend you my ear.