Nothing captures the chaotic joy of the holiday season quite like a Godzilla advent calendar. What better way to count down the days to Christmas than with a towering, fire-breathing kaiju stomping through your yuletide cheer? It’s festive, it’s absurd, and let’s be honest—nothing says “peace on Earth” like a giant lizard laying waste to civilization.
But here’s a thought: does Tokyo have a dedicated Godzilla insurance policy by now? After seven decades of this deep-sea diva making surprise appearances and turning skyscrapers into modern art installations, surely someone must’ve floated the idea. Imagine the poor claims adjusters stuck in an endless loop of “Act of Godzilla” incidents.
“So, he stepped on your building again? And set it on fire? Yeah, we’re going to have to talk about those premiums.” Between flattening office towers, rerouting entire transit systems with a single tail swipe, and turning traffic flow into a post-apocalyptic mess, Godzilla isn’t just a menace for city planners—he’s a walking, roaring nightmare for the insurance industry. If Tokyo hasn’t figured out a coverage plan yet, maybe it’s time. Christmas miracles, anyone?
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