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The Sound of Silence: Doritos’ New AI Crunch Cancel Software
Indulge in the satisfying taste of Doritos without a worry – introducing Crunch Cancellation software, your solution to silent snacking! Get ready to cancel the crunch forever.
Why Do Popcorn Bags Tell You Not to Use the Popcorn Button?
Do NOT use the popcorn button. This might make you question “Why do we even have that button?” and you know what? That’s a great question."
Smell Like KFC: Behold the Perfume Fragrance “Eau D’uardo”!
Inspired by the hilarious meme antics of the KFC Spain Twitter account, behold the fragrance phenomenon that is "Eau D’uardo"! It is the aromatic masterpiece that leaves you smelling like fried chicken.
Pillsbury Scrumptious New Ready-to-Bake Festive Sugar Cookies
The magic of Pillsbury ready-to-bake cookies – a delightful addition to your holiday festivities! Elevate your holiday season to new heights of merriment with these undeniable Christmas winners from Pillsbury.
General Mills Debuts New Rudolph Cereal and Elf-Themed Holiday Items
Spread the yuletide joy with a sprinkle of Christmas magic, as General Mills unwraps a festive feast of new holiday and Christmas-themed delights.
Remarkable New Fruity Pebbles and Cocoa Pebbles Cereals Fusion Coffees
Indulge in the delightful fusion of your favorite Fruity Pebbles and Cocoa Pebbles cereals with the latest coffee offerings from @coffeeovercardio.
AMC Theatres and Hidden Valley Ranch Collab New Popcorn Seasoning
AMC Theatres and Hidden Valley Ranch have joined forces in an exciting collaboration to craft an exceptional fusion of the lively Hidden Valley Ranch seasoning and AMC's flawlessly popped popcorn.
Introducing the Limited-Time Sensation, Wendy’s Pretzel Baconator!
Wendy's has recently discovered the ultimate enhancement to the already beloved Baconator – introducing the limited-time sensation, the Pretzel Baconator!