Figuring in Getting Some Action

I just don’t get guys who buy action figures (dolls) and leave them in the original packaging. I found this cartoon dead on about the nature of the beast. I must confess when watching Comic Book Men when grown men who show up with their action figures they went to sell to buy a wedding ring or some other excuse to hide the fact that their significant other wants them to jettison their dolls is rather hilarious.  Comic book collecting and action figurine collecting are not conducive to wedding bliss. Ask Nicolas Cage. What is the difference when a girl can amass a collection of 50 shirks and 100 shoes. A guy figures on 5 pair of shoes a year is more than enough.(source)

Tony M.

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