Sexy Pizza Rat Halloween Costume

I think I smell a rat. Well there goes the neighborhood. If you are savvy to the latest trends, the pizza rat is now a sexy Halloween costume. These guys can put sex into anything. Who was to figure when that New York rat carted away a triangle piece of pizza he would glamorize the costume industry. What a rat! Where there is a rat with pizza, there is bound to be four turtles waiting to join in.

Tony M.

If this article made you think, brought back a memory, or made you see something differently, I’d love to hear from you. Send me an email at sandboxworld@gmail.com. I read every message personally and, with your permission, may feature your thoughts in a future article because the best stories are the ones we share.