Finnish Instructional Video: How to Open a Door

Ah, leave it to the Finnish to uncover brilliance in the everyday. With those endless, dark winters, they have plenty of time to ponder life’s profound mysteries—like the proper way to open a door. Yes, you heard that right: apparently, we’ve all been doing it wrong. Did you know that one in three people consistently opens doors incorrectly? Yes, something so basic, yet we’ve been doing it all wrong. Who knew door-opening could be elevated to an art form, a practice just waiting for its renaissance?

Thanks to Finnish ingenuity, I now realize that every time I successfully pass through a doorway, I should pause, nod solemnly, and execute that same subtle yet confident gesture of triumph. It’s not just a practical action; it’s a ritual, a tiny homage to mastering one of humanity’s oldest challenges. From now on, I’ll approach every door with the reverence it deserves—channeling my inner Finn and treating it like a sacred rite of passage.

If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, Infinite

Honestly, this instructional video feels like something straight out of the Dharma Initiative Full Orientation video series from Lost. All it’s missing is a mysterious narrator in a lab coat explaining how door mechanics contribute to the balance of the universe.