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Bacon Toothpaste

    Mornings can now be complete with bacon toothpaste. The quick breakfast. More time to surf online. The only thing missing is coffee mouth rinse. Before going to bed and snuggling with your significant other you might reconsider using bacon toothpaste, not only will you be called a pig but you will taste like one.

    Brushing your teeth with a strip of fried bacon is tricky. If it’s too crisp it will break apart as you brush and if it’s too limp you won’t be able to remove any of the plaque. So when it’s time to brush your teeth, leave the bacon strips for breakfast and try this Bacon Toothpaste. It’s the perfect way to keep your teeth and gums healthy while coating your mouth with the delicious flavor of smoky meat! Each tube contains 2.5 oz of potent paste.


    Tony M.