Del Monte Betters the Banana

The banana has been perfected by Del Monte. The company feels the banana needs a second skin compliments from marketing at Del Monte. The new ‘Controlled Ripening Technology’ will make Del Monte bananas last six days longer. Now this is what I call bananas. Controlled Ripening Technology is fancy terminology for we put a banana in a bag and we will charge you an arm and a leg for it.

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