George Carlin the romantic? Here is an example of a love letter written to his wife (Sally Wade aka SALLYBURGER). And who said comedians were not were not lovers. George’s stuff might not be Hallmark material but this is as classic as any man’s love a woman.
SALLYBURGER,
If you took THE NUMBER OF SUB-ATOMIC PARTICLES IN THE UNIVERSE and multiplied that number times itself THAT MANY TIMES; and then added the total number of MICRO-SECONDS since the beginning of time, times itself; and then added 803—you would STILL have only the tiniest fraction of A BILLION-BILLIONTH PER CENT of the amount of love I HAVE FOR YOU.
Love,
your candle partner,
the romantic Mr Carlin,
your eternal flame.