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Introducing The Candwich

    fast food candwich

    America is about to get fatter with Candwich. The gluttony assembly food line is working overtime. This new sandwich concept will put you on double duty at your local Gold Gym. Candwich comes in three flavors: peanut butter and strawberry jam, peanut butter and grape jam, and BBQ Chicken! Sounds like a feast at the Sunnyvale Trailer Park. Move over ham in a can here comes Candwich. The future is bright, new flavors coming soon: Pepperoni Pizza and French Toast Candwiches. The belt hole punching industry is about to expand once again. It’s perfect timing for Medicare.

    Tony M.