Remember that wild story Donald Trump used to tell at rallies? The one about being trapped on a sinking electric boat with a battery sparking in the water while a hungry shark circles nearby? His solution was always the same: he’d take his chances with the electricity because, in his words, he wasn’t getting anywhere near the hungry shark.

Well, that impossible choice has now become a board game.

Imagine Snakes and Ladders after it sailed straight into a storm. The ladders have been replaced by giant electric batteries. The snakes have been replaced by hungry sharks. Your boat is going down, the water is getting more dangerous by the second, and every move feels like a terrible decision wrapped in an even worse decision.

Will you risk getting zapped by a battery? Or take your chances with the shark-infested waters?

Jump the Shark or Brace for the Spark!

The twist is that nobody really wins.

Every path leads to trouble. Every shortcut comes with a catch. Every shark and battery pushes you deeper into the same never-ending dilemma. It’s a game built around the world’s most famous impossible choice, where the journey is hilarious, the danger is ridiculous, and victory always seems just out of reach.

Welcome to Sharks and Electric Batteries, the board game inspired by an eternal Trump quandary.

Good luck. You’re going to need it.