The Church of Bacon

Something is not kosher here. The United Church of Bacon claims to have 12,000 members. Should we consider this a cult? Their doctrine is very simple, all should praise bacon.

• We oppose supernatural claims. We are skeptics and atheists. In our religion, we doubt religion.
• We fight discrimination. Atheists are not inferior and should not be hated and marginalized.
• We raise money for charity and are striving to be the most generous church in the world.
• We perform legal weddings, always for free. How joyful!
• We expose religious privileges as silly by claiming the same rights for Bacon.
• Praise Bacon If you prefer to praise Vegetarian Bacon or Turkey Bacon that is fine!

Tony M.

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