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The Church of Bacon

    Something is not kosher here. The United Church of Bacon claims to have 12,000 members. Should we consider this a cult? Their doctrine is very simple, all should praise bacon.

    • We oppose supernatural claims. We are skeptics and atheists. In our religion, we doubt religion.
    • We fight discrimination. Atheists are not inferior and should not be hated and marginalized.
    • We raise money for charity and are striving to be the most generous church in the world.
    • We perform legal weddings, always for free. How joyful!
    • We expose religious privileges as silly by claiming the same rights for Bacon.
    • Praise Bacon If you prefer to praise Vegetarian Bacon or Turkey Bacon that is fine!

    Tony M.