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The Cult of the T-Shirt


    Call it wolfs-bane or the lure of the opposite sex. A Keene, N.H.-based t-shirt company called the Mountain from out of nowhere started producing the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt and selling it on Amazon. It looks looks like a t-shirt that one would buy from a souvenir shop in any North American tourist trap. However, this t-shirt has magical powers, it attracts women according to Brian Govern, a student at Rutgers University who got attention from women who approached him about the t-shirt. Brian wrote a review on Amazon about the incident and the dormant t-shirt that sat at the Amazon online shop flew off the shelves onto many UPS trucks finding their way to males still living in their parent’s basement. T-shirts have always been the messenger of individuality for those who wear their walking billboard message. Suggestive influence seems to be working overtime for many who swear by the power of the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt that can even turn infertility into breeding grounds for women who could not even have children. In desperate times, the snake oil man turns water into wine. Somebody should call the Gossip Cop and read the buyers of the t-shirts their Miranda rights and book them for stupidity. Now that would be a cool t-shirt idea. Book em Danno!

    “The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!),’’ he wrote. “The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called meth.’’

    “After years of infertility, I find myself now pregnant – oddly occurring . . . right around when my husband received this shirt,’’ says a fan from Colorado.

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    Tony M.