April Fools’ Day is early this year. Richard Branson has conquered space, the ocean and your pockets. He now claims he has mastered time with his Virgin Time Travel. Nice try Sir Richard. Love your stunt double. Richard please don’t bring back disco from the 70’s.
Update: Richard Branson has created a new pill that will make all sexual active people once again into virgins.
We’ve had a slightly frightening breakthrough with a time machine. I’ve found that we can now go backwards in time but not forwards. Fortunately we can get back to the present.
This could be one of the greatest breakthroughs Virgin have ever worked on. Even more exciting than Virgin Galactic or Virgin Oceanic.