You’re Toast

You are toast.

All around the country and coast to coast
people always say “what do you like most?”
I don’t wanna brag, I don’t wanna boast
I always tell’em I like toast.
YA TOAST!
YA TOAST!
I get up in the morning about 6 am
have a lil’ jelly, have a lil’ jam
take a piece of bread put it in the slot
push down the lever and the wires get hot
I get toast.
YA TOAST!
YA TOAST!
Now there’s no secret to toasting perfection
there’s a dial on the side and you make your selection
you push to the dark or the light and then
if it pops up too soon, press down again make toast.
YA TOAST!
YUUUUHH TOAST!
When the first caveman drove in from the dregs
he didn’t know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
must of been a genius, got it in his head
plug the toaster in the wall buy a bag of bread
and make toast.
YA TOAST!
YUUUUGGH  TOAST!
oh oui oui, monseiur bon jour croquette
uh huh croissant tones vous avez
Maurice Chevalier Eiffel tower
oh oui Marie baguettue bon soir.
FRENCH TOAST!
FRENCH TOAST!
In Chicago we’re on the Bob and Tom Show.
YA TOAST! (source)
YAUUUUuuuunn   …   toast.