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You’re Toast

    You are toast.

    All around the country and coast to coast
    people always say “what do you like most?”
    I don’t wanna brag, I don’t wanna boast
    I always tell’em I like toast.
    YA TOAST!
    YA TOAST!
    I get up in the morning about 6 am
    have a lil’ jelly, have a lil’ jam
    take a piece of bread put it in the slot
    push down the lever and the wires get hot
    I get toast.
    YA TOAST!
    YA TOAST!
    Now there’s no secret to toasting perfection
    there’s a dial on the side and you make your selection
    you push to the dark or the light and then
    if it pops up too soon, press down again make toast.
    YA TOAST!
    YUUUUHH TOAST!
    When the first caveman drove in from the dregs
    he didn’t know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
    must of been a genius, got it in his head
    plug the toaster in the wall buy a bag of bread
    and make toast.
    YA TOAST!
    YUUUUGGH  TOAST!
    oh oui oui, monseiur bon jour croquette
    uh huh croissant tones vous avez
    Maurice Chevalier Eiffel tower
    oh oui Marie baguettue bon soir.
    FRENCH TOAST!
    FRENCH TOAST!
    In Chicago we’re on the Bob and Tom Show.
    YA TOAST! (source)
    YAUUUUuuuunn   …   toast.