In the distance, the sound of banjos can be heard dueling. The possibilities of what can be done with bacon are endless. Our insatiable appetite for bacon knows no bounds. Imagine bacon-scented body wash, the aroma of which will linger in every nook and cranny of your body. One can only wonder what would happen if you spent too much time in the sun. It’s worth noting that this is a liquid soap, not real bacon body wash. Some may feel disappointed knowing that they cannot indulge in the luxury of basking in pork lard.
Bacon Body Wash is going to change the way you wash. Before this fantastic product, when you wanted to shower with liquid bacon, your best bet would be to take a vat of bacon drippings into the shower with you and use it to moisturize. This resulted in glowing, shiny skin and clogged drains. This Bacon Body Wash brings the exhilarating aroma of bacon to yet another part of your morning routine. The friendly Mr. Bacon on the label wants you to smell like he does.