Album of the Year

Hey invertebrates here is the album of the year, SpongeBob’s Greatest Hits. Collected are some of the show’s most famous jingles and theme song. Throw in famous guest star singer P!nk who sings about scurvy and you got the makings of a classic since the Sea Monkeys dried up before you even had time to put them in water in your bowl. I can’t believe people are still suckered into buying that.

Tony M.

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