Author: Tony M.

Art School Confidential

Why I went to art school. There was a guy in my art class that flunked on purpose. He drew women that looked like The Hulk. They eventually passed him. He confessed to me that he loved drawing nude models. Scott was a bit psychotic, he claimed he lived in the woods most of his young […]

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Popping Popcorn in Slow Motion

The Slow Mo Guys frolicking with popping popcorn in extra slow motion. Pop goes the world. Tony M.If this article made you think, brought back a memory, or made you see something differently, I’d love to hear from you. Send me an email at sandboxworld@gmail.com. I read every message personally and, with your permission, may […]

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Trumped

I’ve never lived in a building without my name on it.- Ivanka Trump Tony M.If this article made you think, brought back a memory, or made you see something differently, I’d love to hear from you. Send me an email at sandboxworld@gmail.com. I read every message personally and, with your permission, may feature your thoughts […]

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Time Lapse Map of Europe

1000 years of time shifting national borders of Europe. Tony M.If this article made you think, brought back a memory, or made you see something differently, I’d love to hear from you. Send me an email at sandboxworld@gmail.com. I read every message personally and, with your permission, may feature your thoughts in a future article […]

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Beautiful Things

I just want to make beautiful things even if nobody cares. Tony M.If this article made you think, brought back a memory, or made you see something differently, I’d love to hear from you. Send me an email at sandboxworld@gmail.com. I read every message personally and, with your permission, may feature your thoughts in a […]

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Time Magazine Bares Breast

Keep me abreast when Time magazine hits the stands. It depicts a three year child sucking his mother’s bare breast. All the boobs will come out protesting profanity. The blurb scream out, “Are You Mom Enough?” Tony M.If this article made you think, brought back a memory, or made you see something differently, I’d love […]

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Rock Band Sandwiches

What would your favorite rock bands taste like as a sandwich? Here are a  few yummy bands for you. AC/DC: Beer-battered kangaroo sausage, sliced hard-boiled egg, low-calorie port cheese, Dutch crunch.Black Sabbath: Ham, stilton, LSD mustard, milled wheat bread.Thin Lizzy: Chopped sausage, mincemeat, Jameson-shiitake reduction, soda bread.The Beatles: Beef, ham, chicken, lamb, fondue sauce, dinner […]

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Abraham Lincoln Filed a Patent for Facebook

The Charlie Chaplin time traveler has evidence that Abraham Lincoln filed a patent for Facebook in 1845. Foursquare and seven years ago. Does this mean that John Wilkes Booth was refused a friendship? This could explain a lot of things. See Facebook is indeed evil. Tony M.If this article made you think, brought back a […]

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Tanorexic Mom Doll

What is one to do with a warehouse full of Sarah Palin dolls? You rip the head off and replace it with a Tanorexic Mom ( Patricia Krentcil) head. Talk about a New Jersey Devil.  Who would spend 30 dollars on this grotesque doll? Tony M.If this article made you think, brought back a memory, […]

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Pac-Man Power Up Energy Drink

I need one of these Pac-Man Power Up Energy Drinks. Some people grab a mushroom. Others eat spinach. Some even whisper a secret magic word. But when you need to power up, 80’s style, grab a can of Pac-Man Power Up Energy Drink. Styled on the blockbusting arcade game, this twin-pack of 250ml energy drinks […]

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Reminiscences

Well that sucked. Tony M.If this article made you think, brought back a memory, or made you see something differently, I’d love to hear from you. Send me an email at sandboxworld@gmail.com. I read every message personally and, with your permission, may feature your thoughts in a future article because the best stories are the […]

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The Death of Maurice Sendak

Where the Wild Things Are author Maurice Sendak died on Tuesday May 8th 2012 in Danbury, Connecticut at the age of 83. He always fashioned his last days a bit on William Blake. Sendak is in search of what he calls a “yummy death”. William Blake set the standard, jumping up from his death bed […]

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