Sandbox Stories

Hot Mormon Muffins: A Taste of Motherhood. The drive to stand out at the calendar venues for 2010 are in full swing. Self-proclaimed Mormon mothers are displaying their muffins all year round. What is a farce at best might be the tool to shed some light on the mysterious sect of religious ambiguity. With a calendar like this, we might see some new Mormon male practitioners on the upswing. God works in mysterious ways.

Winemaking is a serious craft and there are so many out there, it’s hard to get an even break sometimes. What is a connoisseur in the spirits supposed to do? You come out with the most outlandish name for your product as possible to stand ahead of the ground. The above wine was named “Bitch” on the label for the Australian winemaker. Bad enough it’s written once but try over 77 times on for good measure. They are not alone on the shelves of wine crowding. Ever have “Le Vin de Merde”, “Oops”, “Fat Bastard”, “Arrogant Frog Ribet”, “Frog’s Piss”, “Cleavage Creek”, “Mad Housewife” and “Blasted Church”