Hot Mormon Muffins: A Taste of Motherhood. The drive to stand out at the calendar venues for 2010 are in full swing. Self-proclaimed Mormon mothers are displaying their muffins all year round. What is a farce at best might be the tool to shed some light on the mysterious sect of religious ambiguity. With a calendar like this, we might see some new Mormon male practitioners on the upswing. God works in mysterious ways.