Art School Confidential

Why I went to art school. There was a guy in my art class that flunked on purpose. He drew women that looked like The Hulk.

Trumped

I've never lived in a building without my name on it.- Ivanka Trump

Time Magazine Bares Breast

Keep me abreast when Time magazine hits the stands. It depicts a three year child sucking his mother's bare breast. All the boobs will come out protesting profanity.

Rock Band Sandwiches

What would your favorite rock bands taste like as a sandwich? Here are a few yummy bands for you.AC/DC: Beer-battered kangaroo sausage, sliced hard-boiled egg, low-calorie port cheese,

Tanorexic Mom Doll

What is one to do with a warehouse full of Sarah Palin dolls? You rip the head off and replace it with a Tanorexic Mom ( Patricia Krentcil)

Pac-Man Power Up Energy Drink

I need one of these Pac-Man Power Up Energy Drinks. Some people grab a mushroom. Others eat spinach. Some even whisper a secret magic word.

The Death of Maurice Sendak

Where the Wild Things Are author Maurice Sendak died on Tuesday May 8th 2012 in Danbury, Connecticut at the age of 83.