Going for a crap has just got cooler. The Cylon Centurion toilet paper dispenser is perhaps the beginning of geeky gadget extension into the washroom. If only they could add viper laser sounds when you flush, that would be awesome. Blast your poop into nothingness. Now you can wipe by your command. The coolest thing about the dispenser is the roving red eye that lights up those nocturnal jaunts into the dark abyss when you have to go for a nightly tinkle.