EZ Cracker Dumb Gadget

No matter how you dice and slice it, they always want your 19.95 and throw in another useless gadget. Let’s not forget shipping and handling. If you need an EZ Cracker to crack eggs, you have no business being in a kitchen, let alone control of family finances if you spend money on useless items such as this. Christmas is around the corner and why not buy an EZ Cracker for your significant other. You might just get your head cracked. EZ Cracker has to be the dumbest thing since the square stone wheel. EZ Cracker could easily be turned into a nutcracker if some male ventures to give this to a female.

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