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Trenta: Starbucks Giant Size Cup Bigger Than Your Stomach

    Are we finding new ways to either kill ourselves or clog hospital halls with our gastronomical follies. The new glutton size Starbucks cup is bigger than the average stomach? Do we really need this? I guess our eyes are truly bigger than our stomachs. The cup is called the Trenta (31-ounce cup) with the biggest gulp so far from a coffee house. Dentists are rejoicing with the news as teeth will get yellower laced even with more with cavities. Better sip slowly, you will get the biggest brain freeze since the Woolly Mammoth walked this planet. Maybe not, the Woolly Mammoth will be making a comeback soon. Just in time for the Trenta.

    Tony M.