The official Valentine’s Day Release Contract

I went to the florist last night with my daughter to pick the nicest bouquet of flowers for my wife. I pleaded with my daughter not to continue this silly tradition that I have become a victim of each year. I am sure every girlfriend and wife each year tells their significant other that they do not want something for Valentine’s Day. Guys, it’s a trap. Do not go there.

For the few brave enough that will surf those treacherous waters here is an official release contract from Valentine’s Day. Be warned if your wife slaves each day for you throughout the year and you present her with this contract, there will be consequences. You might just get an official contract from her lawyer.

On another note, I never saw a bigger collection of men this year waiting in line to buy flowers. Poor saps.

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