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Posts published by “Tony M.”

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Ghost World Typewriter

There might be a ghost of a chance you will use this Ghost World typewriter. Do people still use those dinosaurs? I hated the white-out.

Zombie Cat

We had a kid in our neighborhood who had a dead cat as a pet. His parents flipped when he brought home this dead cat.…

Security Question

What was your first dog’s name? That is one of the questions asked online for security reasons. I named my dog “password”, that way I…

Visit The Moon

The Moon. Come visit humanity’s backyard! Only 230 000 miles away!

I am Sorry

I am sorry notes on a whole other level. I can’t apologize enough when you click me you will be offended.

Experience

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.

Pizza Slice Sleeping Bag

This pizza slice sleeping bag is just too delicious. Just don’t sleep with it in Jellystone park.

The Headbutt

Perhaps the most gloried headbutt heard around the world has a statue commemorating the infamous event by French soccer player Zinedine Zidane. The headbutt was…

The Girl Watcher’s Guide

What every guy should have. The Girl Watcher’s Guide by Don Sauers as illustrated by Dedini. Why do Girl Watchers outnumber Bird Watchers by 23.7…

Gum Massager Ad

What was your grandmother thinking? Female dental patients were happy with their vibra-gum massager finger, however their gums still hurt. Dentists recommended it for daily…

Worst Movie Death Scene Ever

The worst piece of acting. Death did not come quick enough for this Turkish actor. This has to be by far the worst death scene…

Läderlappen

Leave it to the Swedes to wimp out Batman. Batman is called Läderlappen in Sweden. Bob Hope took Sweden and they gave us IKEA. We…

Comic Artist’s Life

If you are thinking of becoming a cartoonist. Forget it. Here is some advice form EC Segar, creator of Popeye. You’re right-there’s no joy in…

Chas Addams Suggests Halloween Mugmates

Just what are Mugmates? Who knows. If Charles Addams suggests them then I guess it good enough. They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious and spooky.…

Kung Fu Halloween

Trick or treat or die! Kung Fu Halloween. I love those grindhouse movie ads. Anything to lure them in. Snatch the movie ticket form my…

The Great Pumpkin Revealed

No wonder the Great Pumpkin never shows up at the pumpkin patch, he is too busy cruising chicks!

Bagel Heads

The bagel-heads are back! As reported three years ago on Sandbox World, the bagel-head craze is gathering steam. If injecting saline into foreheads to create…

Aqua-Romney on Colbert Report

From Big Bang Theory to Mitt Romney, Aquaman just can’t get a break. Forever be ridiculed as the lamest superhero, now comes Aqua-Romney from the…

Garbage Art by Stephane Dillies

Stephane Dillies, the renowned French figurative painter, possesses an extraordinary affinity for the unconventional beauty found in the discarded and overlooked aspects of our daily…